This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings retro sci-fi poster vibes to everyday wear. A joyful, shaggy dog dressed like a showman grins from a dramatic, neon-lit scene—bold type that reads like an old pulp cover and splashes of warm, vintage color that soften with the garment-dyed finish. It feels lived-in from the first wear: cozy, substantial, and a little delightfully odd. Wear it on long drives, weekend record-store hunts, or low-key meetups where you want to spark conversations without trying. The relaxed cut drapes easily over layers and the soft, pre-shrunk cotton keeps the print centered and comfortable wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft yet durable
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched for durability
- Sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label; pre-shrunk to retain fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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